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Jesus had a Wife!?
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(12-05-2017, 11:19 AM)BIAD Wrote: If there was only a piece of cloth that explained how Jesus was ordered by his wife to put the
Christmas tree up on his birthday, now that would be proof.
tinyfunny

By the way, Ninurta... weren't you and BIAD at his birth? I'm sure I read somewhere...

Aye, that we were. The tale of the encounter is written elsewhere, but you might have heard it from BIAD himself in some of his mumbling ramblings that he upon times engages in. BIAD was there for the blessed event, and all I got was mistaken for an angel. It was a bit embarrassing, to tell the truth. How in the world does one ever live something like that down? I mean, I got a reputation to uphold, and angelic ain't it!

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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.

Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’




Messages In This Thread
Jesus had a Wife!? - by guohua - 12-03-2017, 10:53 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by Mystic Wanderer - 12-03-2017, 11:13 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by guohua - 12-03-2017, 11:24 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by Sol - 12-04-2017, 02:53 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by BIAD - 12-04-2017, 08:09 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by guohua - 12-04-2017, 08:17 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by BIAD - 12-04-2017, 08:22 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by guohua - 12-04-2017, 09:03 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by Ninurta - 12-05-2017, 03:37 AM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by guohua - 12-05-2017, 04:07 AM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by Ninurta - 12-05-2017, 08:47 AM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by BIAD - 12-05-2017, 11:19 AM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by Ninurta - 12-06-2017, 06:28 AM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by BIAD - 12-06-2017, 01:39 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by guohua - 12-06-2017, 05:15 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by Ninurta - 07-26-2019, 07:16 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by guohua - 07-26-2019, 08:24 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by Ninurta - 07-26-2019, 09:20 PM
RE: Jesus had a Wife!? - by guohua - 07-26-2019, 10:02 PM

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