Jesus had a Wife!?

[guohua]

...The final line of text includes the words: "And Jesus said, My Wife..."
while quoting Jesus.

That sentence is cut off on the papyrus, which is thought to be a fragment from a larger piece of text. The incomplete sentence leaves a mystery about what might have been written—and who the wife may have been.

From what I can gather, the full sentence read:
"My wife... get in that kitchen and make me a ham sandwich"

I'm struggling to find the source.

Yes, Yes,,,, while he kept her Bare Footed and Pregnant!!!