Time For a Sex Class...

[Wallfire]

I've been telling folks for years now that I am really a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

No one would listen to me, and in fact they would look at me all puzzled like.

Now they HAVE to listen!

'Scuse me while I got let my inner lesbian out for a bit...


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NOOOOOOOO im sorry Ninurta you just dont look good naked anymore 

Maybe, maybe not - it's impossible to tell. Between all the extra hair that starts growing as one ages (my god, the stuff even starts coming out of your ears!), and the folds and wrinkles, no one can ever say for certain whether I'm naked or not. If no one can tell for certain if I'm naked or not, then of course they can not say for certain whether I look still look good naked. I look pretty much the same, either way.

It sure cuts down on the dry cleaning bills when getting ready for a work week!


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May I ask has there been any reports of Bigfoot wondering about your garden