12-05-2017, 04:25 AM
I've been telling folks for years now that I am really a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
No one would listen to me, and in fact they would look at me all puzzled like.
Now they HAVE to listen!
'Scuse me while I got let my inner lesbian out for a bit...
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No one would listen to me, and in fact they would look at me all puzzled like.
Now they HAVE to listen!
'Scuse me while I got let my inner lesbian out for a bit...
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’