Farmer caught having sex with donkey told he must Marry the ass

[Daitengu]

Did we actually get around to agreeing that knobbing a Equidae is wrong...?!

I mean, a donkey's Latin name is Equus africanus asinus, so technically it originated from
Africa and this pervert lives in Africa and the Shigalo Tribal Authority Council resides in
Africa, so there seems to be a communal aspect to it.


What about traditional customs? For instance, are there similar display of manhood in
the UK with... let's say, foxes? Foxes in England are known for their cunning and their
assumed ability to forgive whilst being ripped apart by a pack of inbred hounds.

As a Limey lifted that bushy-tail and whispered 'tally-ho!' or 'this is for St. George!' and with a
gin-and-tonic in-hand, committed the act that I'm sure the Shigalo Tribal Authority Council
would frown upon??
 

Continuing our Phileas Fogg-style journey around the world and embracing our long-missing brethren
Solarius, let's look at Canada.
I think we can exclude beavers because of that powerful tail, but surely a moose would be up to the task?
I must admit, a lynx would be a formidable lover along with bears and wolverines.
However, it's been said that a gentle petting can sometimes assist.


We come slightly south into the grand country of the USA and it's many diverse groups of animals.
Bigfoot does a number, that goes without saying and personally, I think the height-factor may bring
out the need of for dominance in a man wishing to do such a morally-questionably act.
This could help with some of the confused youngsters in Universities and such.

Elk kick and can ruin one's shins during the art of love and I've heard it said Gila-monsters are a bit of
a bugger to keep hold of. Now a bison, with it's fine mane to clutch with testosteronic-zeal... that would
be a goal even this dirty sod that's fearing the verdict from the Shigalo Tribal Authority Council, would
I'm sure, appreciate.


The Panda of China must fall into the category of a good romantic partner...? It's quiet, it looks snuggly
and I believe I read somewhere that it can be trained to work in a kitchen.  With it's struggle to increase
it's own species, it might be a fair idea if the Shigalo Tribal Authority Council sprung for a flight ticket for
our man from Limpopo and let him and his bestial-wanger loose among the bamboo forests in hopes he
could assist.


Then there's Russia... a place where no computer is safe.
A Siberian wolf-pack would be more than a match for 'Donkey-Man', although I'd wager the temperature
may have a bearing on his ardour. Wild boars seem to have a grumpy negative nature and such demeanour
doesn't fare well during the urge to copulate. (Ask any fella that came back from the bar late)

Just like the US and Canada, Russia can boast the bear as a resident and for obvious reasons, I omitted them
from the candidates for 'Mule-Humper' to bring roses and chocolates to. They're too noisy.


Finally for now, Australia.
If the exertion of intercourse wasn't enough, hanging onto a fleeing Kangaroo must be a task for only those
in desperate need of dipping one's wick. This grazing boxer with it's ability to carry Fosters beer cans in it's
pouch, I suggest would score quite high on the chap who enjoys adding his own weight to a beast of burden.
It's just that damned tail... it's always the tail.


So as you can see because of variety alone, if the culprit from Africa hadn't been held accountable by the thankfully
alertness of his Tribal Elders, his penchant to commit 'rumpy-pumpy' with other species may have led him to perform
his behavior in other lands.


And this could even lead to other terrible acts... like defecating it the street!

Thank heavens for civilisation.

Thats why they had problem with centaurs an minataurs in ancient greece ......