Man marries robot after giving up on dating scene

[Wallfire]

@"Wallfire" 
You stated,,,,,,Perhaps I should tell you a little about myself.

I dont drink
I dont smoke
I dont like women
And I never NEVER tell any lies   NEVER  

That's all good except the last,,,,, Us Chinese Women Like To Be Hugged and Cuddled, need attention, Like All Women. 
And Like all women,,,,, Remember, we're right and You're Wrong!

I would like to point out that in my house I am Lord and Master and what my wife says will be done