Man marries robot after giving up on dating scene

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I just can't understand this, Is he so Shy he can't communicate with the Opposite Sex? Does he have a passion for Cold Lifeless Plastic? 
I just can't really comment, What was he Fondling before the Robot, Store Manikins, Barbie Dolls?

And...
where do the batteries go?
Is there really a 'Mute' button?
Will it understand the 'Seat-Up' situation?
Does it have the capacity to allow a male to win an argument?
Can it walk past a boutique without the need to purchase something?
After three minutes of love-making, will it comment that it's been hours?
Can the robot-wife actually-physically carry you home from the pub?
Is there any truth to the 'cyborg Mother-In-Law' rumour?
Can it be programmed to know -and remember, where the kitchen is?
Was it designed to be able to exist without a man having to say sorry to it
for no reason?
During the love-making, can it balance a pint glass on it's head?

All important questions.


One can only surmise that this chap has been sneaking into a Wax-Works museum
at night and 'slaking his thirst'!! Lord-knows what any candles in his house look like!