How Manure became S.H.I.T.

[BIAD]

I give my wife one stroke a hole and she won 200 baht from me this morning.. The girl hits her drives farther than most of the guys I play with.. Kinda pisses me off for she has only been playing for less than 2 years....BUT... I never let her do her own thing with her swing when she first started.. Now she thinks she is the expert !! 

Women are the easiest to teach because once they understand how to use their legs and hips they start hitting the ball quicker than a guy who wants to hands and arms over power everything..

Everything you just said there could be interpreted another way, especially, "I give my wife one stroke a hole", and "Women are the easiest to teach because once they understand how to use their legs and hips they start hitting the ball quicker."


But, we won't go there.  

I... I can't... I just won't.
(Come on BIAD, positive vibes, man)