(05-06-2017, 06:06 AM)Daitengu.. Wrote: rats framed by corrupt drunk indian police ......
'...According to the Hindu newspaper, senior superintendent of police of state capital Patna,
Manu Maharaj, was informed of the disappearance of contraband from storage in a meeting
this week, and was initially skeptical about how rats could have gained access to sealed
glass bottles.
His subordinates told him that the rodents chewed through the bottle caps, before glugging
the drink...'
"Yesh..." Manu Maharaj slurred, "...it'sh the rats' fault, those li'l buggers get everywhere"
Slinging his arm around my shoulder, the senior superintendent of police added "now how
about you an'me -me old mate, takin' a wander down to the pub?"
Later, Manu Maharaj was sleeping off what seemed to be a bad cold and was unavailable
for comment.
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