Britain has become an alien hotspot…

[Daitengu]

They heard scottish girls are cute .... and easy .....  so they dropping in an probing .....

It's this type of cynicism that's the reason why they won't land on the White House lawn!

Nah ..... someone grassed to em that I plan to requisition their craft and go bar hopping across the universe ......
Tis true bout scots lasses ..... ya should see what they do in glasgow .....