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Madonna just got some very bad news from the secret service
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I actually think that these so called celebs, who have way to much money so that they think that they are really much more important than
normal people, should be treated harsher than a normal person would be. That is because if a normal person said that they wanted to blow up
the White House the amount of others influenced enough to try it could be counted on a hand with no thumb. However because so many follow
every word these celebs spout their influence is far far wider and much more likely to brainwash some demented idiots enough for them to actually
try it.

Anyway here is a joke - not aimed at any particular celeb by the way.

Because of Tyrone’s stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher, was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone!"

One day, Tyrone's mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her
son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching
career.The mother was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from school and moved out of Los Angeles,
and relocated to Dallas.

Twenty-five years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised
her to have open heart surgery, but there was only one surgeon in the U.S. who could perform the operation and he was located
at the Dallas Clinic. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful.

When she came round after surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could
not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died.

The doctor was shocked, wondering what could possibly have gone wrong so suddenly. Then he turned around and saw that
Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.



If you thought for one moment that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you voted for Hillary Clinton.

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RE: Madonna just got some very bad news from the secret service - by Just Looking - 01-25-2017, 01:02 AM

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