Is the Queen Dead?

[BIAD]

A VERY Valid point that I had not considered.
Has anyone contacted the Reptile house at London Zoo for confirmation?

After reading your post I did just that.
It was quite difficult locating the telephone number, but the nice man that answered
and put me through to the Reptile section of London Zoo told me that the Queen
regularly visits the special entertainment that can be enjoyed daily by those who
ignore the rail strikes and sometimes sing ''Knees-up Mother Brown'

Colleen, the girl in the green T-shirt and smells of dusty straw, told me that I should
really be quieter on the phone because it was the time of the day when the big python
called 'Monty' (really?!)... digested his six frozen rats that she'd just fed him.

I inquired about whether the Queen was also 'resting-up' at Colleen's fine establishment
of Tetrapods and she seemed quite evasive at first, but after using a mild threat that
involved migrant workers making handbags and how I had a strange need for snake-belts,
she finally admitted that there was a bucket in the Feeding Room marked 'Liz'

The Queen is there alright, but I couldn't get Colleen to admit whether she was peeling
or not.