12-30-2016, 02:58 AM
Border control is needed... clearly.
Napalm makes for wonderful border control, as Daitengu suggests. If done correctly, it will suck all the oxygen right out of the Chunnel, which would doubtless assist interlopers in taking the decision to stay where they can still breathe.
I have encountered very few inter-personal problems that cannot be solved by using high explosives as well, if the napalm somehow fails.
Cricket bats and golf clubs, as a last resort.
Where there is a will, there is a way - all it takes is determination.
Napalm makes for wonderful border control, as Daitengu suggests. If done correctly, it will suck all the oxygen right out of the Chunnel, which would doubtless assist interlopers in taking the decision to stay where they can still breathe.
I have encountered very few inter-personal problems that cannot be solved by using high explosives as well, if the napalm somehow fails.
Cricket bats and golf clubs, as a last resort.
Where there is a will, there is a way - all it takes is determination.
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’