Remembering Seniors At Christmas

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Or, they can Scratch their Butt while they Christmas Shop!

Yeah, the aisles will be quiet and apart from the 'Returns Counter' near the front door,
we old bast... we of latter fermentation will be left to peruse the shelves and ignoring
the elevator muzak, search for the days when certain items were bigger and cheaper.

The soft shuffle of reindeer-adorned slippers will announce to anyone more lonely than the
old that an old duffer walks this way and please... ignore the stains on his cardigan.