(12-06-2021, 10:30 PM)BIAD Wrote:(12-06-2021, 10:24 PM)Ninurta Wrote:(12-06-2021, 10:19 PM)BIAD Wrote: Health Department: "Yes, you might feel fine, Grace... but you're keeping me in a job".
Yes, there IS that to consider! An unemployed bureaucrat is a dreadful, pitiful sight!
I want to say I hope you give the Dept Health lady the Coof, but I won't. That'll be mean.
But you've got to admire the mathematics...!
Double-jabbed against the Coof and you can still get the Coof.
Masked, stay indoors and double-jabbed... and you can still get the Coof.
No mask, no jabs and no self-isolation...? Answer: You're a bad person.
I'd never dare ask these people to count my fingers!
No worries - the stalwart lass was never in any mortal danger. The interview was conducted entirely by phone because, quarantine.
I'm just waiting for them to come and try to drape plastic sheeting over the entire house like they do in the zombie movies. That'll be fun.
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’