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Strangely-Worded News Articles.
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(12-14-2020, 05:52 PM)BIAD Wrote:
(12-14-2020, 05:15 PM)Ninurta Wrote: So does Anne also have some condition that prevents her from simply keeping herself at home and allowing Society
to continue on at it's normal pace? Some condition that requires society to grind to a halt because she individually
simply cannot avoid her own front door?

Inquiring minds want to know... but alas, the article is silent on that salient bit of data.

I strongly believe the middle-aged female gave us a subtle clue to why she brought her distress to a marketing
company and why it really needed telling.

'...Engineer Anne, who lives alone, says that the measures not only lower the risk of her exposure to Covid-19,
but also to the festive fragrances which could kill her...'


It's about discovering any allergic-reaction to the Mistletoe... mistletoe and -dare I say, a strong muscle-oiled male
to witness any possible sensitivity. Even when it comes to a single woman with the gasps spending Christmas alone,
one may use an anchor as a tool to get one's boat floated!
tinywhat

Unscented muscle oil, of course...

And I strongly recommend she doesn't eat any more mistletoe - it's VERY bad for the health... but allows us to find out just who the good kissers are, if properly employed!

That reminds me - I really need to find my bronze knife so I can go out and gather some more mistletoe from the oaks... the oak don't really NEED it, now do they? And now that the leaves are down, it's easier to spot!

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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.

Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’




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Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 08-24-2019, 10:26 AM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by guohua - 08-24-2019, 07:47 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 08-24-2019, 08:36 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by gordi - 08-24-2019, 09:14 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 08-24-2019, 09:21 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 09-12-2019, 09:46 AM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 09-29-2019, 09:28 AM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 12-14-2020, 11:00 AM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by Ninurta - 12-14-2020, 05:15 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 12-14-2020, 05:52 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by Ninurta - 12-14-2020, 08:37 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 12-14-2020, 09:06 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 12-14-2020, 05:06 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 02-12-2021, 01:42 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by Ninurta - 02-12-2021, 07:02 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 02-12-2021, 08:45 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 06-19-2021, 12:06 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 06-19-2021, 06:02 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by Ninurta - 06-19-2021, 06:32 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 06-22-2021, 10:19 AM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by Ninurta - 06-24-2021, 06:27 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 06-27-2021, 09:41 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 06-23-2021, 06:04 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 06-28-2021, 05:15 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 06-28-2021, 08:50 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 07-28-2021, 08:31 AM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 07-28-2021, 06:10 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by Ninurta - 07-28-2021, 07:31 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by PLOTUS - 07-28-2021, 10:33 PM
RE: Strangely-Worded News Articles. - by BIAD - 07-30-2021, 08:45 AM

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