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[NightskyeB4Dawn]

He must've made the mistake of laying hands on them. Cats are ALL "XYY", and that gives them a predisposition to criminality.

Last week, I was out harvesting some tobacco and seed. We have two cats that were both strays and just kinda took up with us, but they never warmed up to one another.

So there I was, minding my own business, when all hell broke loose and a big ball of fighting cat rolled down the hill in front of my upper shed. I didn't lay hands on them, I yowled like a panther, loud, because I speak impeccable cat. I may speak it with a hillbilly accent, but the cats have hillbilly accents, too, so it's all ok. The neighbor got terribly excited, because he thought it WAS a panther yowling. Anyhow, the cats take notice when I do that - they are convinced that the taser is what's up next, and cats hate tasers.

So they immediately separated to their respective corners, at a dead run. That's how you break up a cat fight - it avoids all those scars that will never heal properly.

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I don't think he will appreciate me giving him that tip now.