What is butt dust ?

[727Sky]

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? What do you do or say, when an innocent child asks you something so innocent and they are so serious? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' 

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.' 


BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'


SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'


DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'


CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?' 


TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'


JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'


The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget....


This particular Sunday sermon... 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust....' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

[senona]

This particular Sunday sermon... 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust....'

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

Aaah, I myself was wondering about that one, butt dust.
Thought it might have something to do with that vapor lock stuff guys are always talking about. (grins)


Kids, they sure do keep you on your toes, that is for sure.   :smalleyeroll:
Never knowing what will come out of their mouth.

[BIAD]

This particular query is quite interesting and to explain further, 'Butt Dust' originates
from the time that Moses went up unto Mount Sinai in search of God's commandments
and is actually spoken about during the encounter.

From ancient texts, it's revealed that when Moses commented that the Decalogue may
seem a bit-too disciplined for his Jewish followers, It's written that the Lord smiled at the
small bearded man before him and said this:

"Just you wait until the 21st century, those idiots will be that busy fighting among themselves
that the paradise I've provided will fall by the wayside because of their squabbles"

Moses was said to have pondered his Holiness' words before offhandedly stubbing his
cigarette out on the top of one the stone tablets. With the surrounding clouds suddenly
darkening, God shamed the Charlton Heston and Andy Murray lookalike by saying
"Don't do that, huh?"

Struggling with the three chunks of agate, Moses set off back down the mountain with
a 'cheerio' over his shoulder at the omnipotent One. This nonchalant gesture was
also seen as a sign of the times and the decay of man's belief in deities.
At least, that's what God told St. Peter at the bar later.

"They'll be nothing but Butt Dust..." the Divine Being called after the grunting Hebrew
"...You mark my words" and watched Moses go arse-over-tit avoiding a fleeing goat.

God shook his head and wondered if it hadn't already started.

So it is written.

[Daitengu]

This particular query is quite interesting and to explain further, 'Butt Dust' originates
from the time that Moses went up unto Mount Sinai in search of God's commandments
and is actually spoken about during the encounter.

From ancient texts, it's revealed that when Moses commented that the Decalogue may
seem a bit-too disciplined for his Jewish followers, It's written that the Lord smiled at the
small bearded man before him and said this:

"Just you wait until the 21st century, those idiots will be that busy fighting among themselves
that the paradise I've provided will fall by the wayside because of their squabbles"

Moses was said to have pondered his Holiness' words before offhandedly stubbing his
cigarette out on the top of one the stone tablets. With the surrounding clouds suddenly
darkening, God shamed the Charlton Heston and Andy Murray lookalike by saying
"Don't do that, huh?"

Struggling with the three chunks of agate, Moses set off back down the mountain with
a 'cheerio' over his shoulder at the omnipotent One. This nonchalant gesture was
also seen as a sign of the times and the decay of man's belief in deities.
At least, that's what God told St. Peter at the bar later.

"They'll be nothing bust Butt Dust..." the Divine Being called after the grunting Hebrew
"...You mark my words" and watched Moses go arse-over-tit avoiding a fleeing goat.

God shook his head and wondered if it hadn't already started.

So it is written.

Ack!!!!!!!!!! Just spit whisky across bar laughing .....

[guohua]

Butt Dust after God and Moses!