2 guys Hooters and golf

[727Sky]

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Perth and the other to Sydney. They agree to meet every ten years in Adelaide to play golf and catch up with each other.


 At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.

"You're on."

 At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again?  Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the footy games."

"OK."

 At age 52 they meet and play again.

"So, where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

 At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Chicken Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

 At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says,

"Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

 At age 82 they meet and play again.

"Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay, let's give it a try."

[BIAD]

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Perth and the other to Sydney. They agree to meet every ten years in Adelaide to play golf and catch up with each other...

On behalf of my wife and I...


Keep 'em coming, Sky!!

[727Sky]

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Perth and the other to Sydney. They agree to meet every ten years in Adelaide to play golf and catch up with each other...

On behalf of my wife and I...


Keep 'em coming, Sky!!

Just for you BIAD...

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get  off work and go fishing, so he approached his  assistant  "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.

 I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me  patients"
"Yes, sir!" answers  Murphy

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was  your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

"Bravo Murphy lad , and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says  Murphy.

 "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this  and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

 "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table,
spreading  her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick!  For five years I have not seen any man!'
"T’underin' lard Jesus, Murphy, what  did you do?" asks the  doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes…"

[727Sky]

The Blonde Golfer
  
 A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf.

Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them.

[i]She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away and asked the trio whether she could join them.

Naturally, the guys all agreed.[/i]

[i]Smiling, the blonde thanked them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in a[/i] topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-colour stories or do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go ahead.  But I enjoy playing golf, and consider myself pretty good at it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots."

[i]With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to[/i] drive first.
All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her ball on the tee.
 
She then took her driver and hit the ball 270 yards down the middle, right in front of the green.

[i]The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he[/i] said.

[i]The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into it, and I faded it a little."

After the three guys hit their drives and their second[/i] shots, the blonde took out an eight iron and lofted the ball within five feet of the hole. (She was closest to the pin.)

[i]The son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly."[/i]
The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak, but even an easy seven would have been too much club. I've left a tricky little putt."
She then tapped in the five-footer for a birdie.

[i]Having the honours, she drove first on the second hole,[/i] knocked the heck out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of the fairway.

[i]For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde[/i] continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting for par or less on every hole.

[i]When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, and had a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par.

She turned to the three guys and said, "I really want[/i] to thank you all for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like to break 70 on this course. If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole, I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some 35-year-old Single Malt Mill Scotch in him, fix him a steak dinner and then show him a very good time the rest of the night."
The yuppie son jumped at the thought!
 
He strolled across the green, carefully eyeing the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey, aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will get over that little hump and break right into the cup."

[i]The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his[/i] putter as a plumb. "Don't listen to the kid, darling'. You want to hit it softly 10 inches to the right and let it run left down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup."

[i]The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up and handed it to her and said, "That's a gimme, sweetheart."

The blonde smiled and said, "Your car or mine?"[/i]
 
REMEMBER . . . 
 
OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL OVERCOME YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME!
 

[ABNARTY]

[NightskyeB4Dawn]

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Perth and the other to Sydney. They agree to meet every ten years in Adelaide to play golf and catch up with each other.


 At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those servers with the big boobs, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs.

"You're on."

 At age 42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again?  Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the footy games."

"OK."

 At age 52 they meet and play again.

"So, where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

 At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says, "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Chicken Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

 At age 72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says,

"Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Great choice."

 At age 82 they meet and play again.

"Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay, let's give it a try."

That is a good one. Just what I needed to wake up to. A good laugh.

Thanks.

[Finspiracy]

I was having a very close to perfect misery here, and this thread ruined it!  

No seriously, thanks. Needed this.