Philosophers of the Century

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PHILOSOPHERS OF THE CENTURY  
Jean Kerr...
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
Prince Philip... 
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

Harrison Ford...
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

Spike Milligan..
The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree.

Jean Rostand...
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.

 Arnold Schwarzenegger.. 
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

 
Cheers WH Auden..
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea���

Johnny Carson...
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

 Steve Martin...
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

Jimmy Durante... 
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

 Betsy Salkind...
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

 George Roberts...
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

 Jonathan Winters... 
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.

 Robert Benchley... 
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

 John Glenn... 
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.

 David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. 

 Howard Hughes... 
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I'm a billionaire.

 
Old Italian proverb...
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box

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David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. 

Now that's a Fact!

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David Letterman...
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. 

Now that's a Fact!

now damn it rassling is not fake, and everybody knows that kubrick flimed all the moon landings on a sound stage in hollywood.