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12 commandents for Seniors
#1
Quote:#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#9 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#10 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#11 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.
#12 - “One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house!
#2
This list gave me a good laugh. 

I think I’ve been following some of these commandments pretty much my whole life.


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