I want the Chair! Give Me The Electric Chair!

[OmegaLogos]

Disclaimer: If you came to this thread hoping I was advocating that I should be given the electric chair for my crimes against humanity, then tough luck, diddums and  

Explanation: NOT This Chair ok ...



I want THIS Chair from Wall-E movie! ...



Razer's New Gaming Chair Is Being Compared To The Wall-E Recliners

But since that gaming rig is not mobile {as of yet} maybe we could mashup this ...

Segway Is Bringing the Hoverchairs From WALL-E to Life You'll soon be able to scoot around town—at 24 mph—without even having to stand up.



Or this cheap and nasty version by Nissan ...

Nissan's self-driving chairs are the future of waiting in line



WITH this ...

Transparent OLED Screen



or these ...





Personal Disclosure: I hope this thread SHOCKED you! 

What do you say about this idea, my fellow Rogues?

[Finspiracy]

The idea is awesome, alright!

Think about it... just take a comfortable seat. Self-driving super AI chair. I think i would call it "Wife"...

Wife! Take me to the grocery store!

*Calm purring of engine*

Then just open a beer can, play your favorite video game and live like a fucking king!

[OmegaLogos]

Explanation: Shameless wanton bump!

Personal Disclosure: They wouldnt allow me a powersuit to exercise in and so a big fat blobby with fab ...uhmmm FLAB knees etc. I become.

I NEED this Tech badly!

How about you eh? Do you wake up fat, tired and sore in the morning with mobility issues?

If yes then could this tech solve those issues cheaply and effectively for your lifestyle?

But regardless I am also reminded of the lyrics of a LazyBoy song ... Underwear goes inside the pants ...

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
"How'd you get through it grandpa?"
"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I'll sit at a drive thru.
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

I'm not an American (Ima Aussie) but I get it ok ... which kind of lifestyle do we want to live.

When I was a child I only wanted a computer at the end of my bed and my bed as the cockpit of a Battlestar Galactica Space Fighter Jet and some slot that food and drink came through ... I hadn't thought as far as going to the toilet though.

Boy did reality put the big kybosh on that dream ... so I will settle for the electric chair thingy instead.