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Some One-Liners to Brighten your day!
#21
My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

The future, the present, and the past walk into a Rogue bar. Things got a little tense.

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.

I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. Guess I was stoned off my ass.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.

The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.

Have you heard about the new restaurant called "Karma?" There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.
"The New World fell not to a sword but to a meme." – Daniel Quinn

"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that." ― John Lennon

Rogue News says that the US is a reality show posing as an Empire.


#22
(03-27-2022, 07:49 PM)EndtheMadnessNow Wrote: My therapist says........

Yay!
Nice ones.
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#23
(03-27-2022, 07:49 PM)EndtheMadnessNow Wrote: My therapist says I have a preoccupation for revenge. We’ll see about that.

I always take life with a grain of salt. And a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

The future, the present, and the past walk into a Rogue bar. Things got a little tense.

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.

I was riding a donkey the other day when someone threw a rock at me and I fell off. Guess I was stoned off my ass.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got amputated? He’s all right now.

The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.

Have you heard about the new restaurant called "Karma?" There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.

Like them all!
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I think we may have the same therapist though. tinywondering

For every one person that read this post. About 7.99 billion have not. 

Yet I still post.  tinyinlove
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#24
Why Seniors Never Change Their Passwords

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER:  Cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: Boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:  1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER: 50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow !

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.
"The New World fell not to a sword but to a meme." – Daniel Quinn

"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that." ― John Lennon

Rogue News says that the US is a reality show posing as an Empire.


#25
(04-10-2022, 04:13 AM)EndtheMadnessNow Wrote: Why Seniors Never Change Their Passwords

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER:  Cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: Boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER:  1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces

USER: 50damnboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character

USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow !

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

YUP!
That happens to me all the time.  tinysure
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