Seasons Greetings fellow Rogues and Roguettes... and Non... Bi... Trans Rogues and... Gender Neutered... Rog... arggh... f*ckit!!! ALL ROGUES!!!!
This is a Rogue Writers Contest. "CHRISTMAS" [CHR2018]
You are tasked with writing a Short Story in 50 Words or Less!!! which relates to or contains the theme "Christmas".
The Contest is Open to ALL MEMBERS of Rogue Nation, and...
The Rules are simple:
Write an ORIGINAL short Story using 50 words or less. Post it in it's own thread within the Rogue Writers Contest Forum HERE. Include [CHR2018] in the Title (so we know it's an official entry) -
e.g. "A Christmas Nightmare [CHR2018]" Then add a link (back to your story post) within this contest thread.
Easy Peasy? NOPE! Try It and You'll See!!! (The 50 word limit is a KILLER!)
Your story can be Fiction or Non-Fiction, Funny, Serious, Crazy, Bitchy, Traditional, Futuristic, Sweet, Nutty as a Fruitcake or anything else that you can think of that doesn't breach Rogue Nation T&C's!
PRIZES: There is only ONE PRIZE!!! The contest will be judged by our SUPER SECRET CONTEST JUDGING PANEL and the Winner will receive the temporary honorary title of:
50 WORD WIZARD!
Until some other young upstart comes along and steals your crown at the next 50 word writers contest!
I am happy to answer any questions relating to this contest and any gratuitous bribes should (of course) be sent to the usual off-shore account in the name of C.ASH.
GOOD LUCK and HAVE SOME FUN!
The Contest Will Run For A Couple of Weeks or so... BAH HUMBUG to you all!
Personal Disclosure: I note now that I accidentally included a pun [Cruci-FICTION] in the title and that was unintentional but I hope it gives my fellow members a laugh!
Consider it my Christmas gift to you all!
OL at beez - "Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, it's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake. I drink it up!"
Do not engage in useless activity ... and ... from one thing, know many things!
Personal Disclosure: I note now that I accidentally included a pun [Cruci-FICTION] in the title and that was unintentional but I hope it gives my fellow members a laugh!
My Fellow Rogues... The Contest is now CLOSED to new entries and our SUPER SECRET JUDGING PANEL are checking to see who sent them the most bribe money considering their choice of winner...
Awards of Merit go to...
OL for gratuitous use of the word "bum". to BIAD for mentioning "It's a Wonderful Life" and to SOL for releasing his Inner Grinch!
But Our Winner, and Newly Crowned "50 Word Wizard" is.....
Mystic Wanderer with her wonderfully true-to-life portrayal of Life with a cat during the Festive Season.
Your story reflects every single household that has a cat !!
Explanation: Hey @Sol ... I found that black cat riding a unicorn ...
Personal Disclosure: There is man [cat?] going around taking names ... and he decides who to free and who to blame ... everybody wont be treated the same!
There'l be a golden ladder reaching down ... when the Man Comes Around!
Voices calling ... voices crying ...
Some are born and some are dying ... its Alpha and Omega's kingdom come!
P.S Congratulations @Mystic-Wanderer!
OL at beez - "Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, it's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... milkshake. I drink it up!"
Do not engage in useless activity ... and ... from one thing, know many things!