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Barack and Michelle do Netflix
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By now everyone should know that Netflix has signed Barack and Michelle up to produce multiple series, features and do other projects.
If I had a Netflix account,,, I won't have it much longer and they'd know how I felt about them hiring people that Hates America!

I guess Roseanne Barr isn't to Happy about it either and she has asked some people what they think the Obamas Netflix shows should be about.
This person has the right ideas for the Obamas.
Ideas by:  YO VINNIE 
Quote:I have an idea for obamie’s first show.


”Days Of Whine And Posers”


He can narrate the two part documentary.
Part I
obamie can explain to us all the similarities of Milli Vanilli winning the Grammy and how he, obamie won the nobel peace prize.
Part II
obamie can explain why he is keeping the award when he didn’t do anything to deserve it.

Quote:”My Favorite Charlatan”

An alien from outer space, Gayorg Sore^ss, ends up crash landing his Yugo look-a-like spacecraft on the White House lawn in the middle of the night in the early summer of 2009.
The president, his partner and temporary adopted actor children, try to keep what they call an undocumented visitor (yes, his skin is green but he doesn’t have a green card) a secret from those outside the White House.
It’s a laugh-out-loud comedy as the alien turns the world on it’s ear. Up becomes down. Inside becomes outside. Bad is now good. Lying is the new black. It’s a riot in Ferguson and Baltimore.


“Phenomenon”



Narrated by John Travolta, this documentary exams how a relatively unknown, pathological liar, who was hit in the head one evening with a stroke of communistic, progressive, social injustice, transfer-the-wealth, I am an untouchable king, motivations goes on to try and help his community. It turns out to be a disaster while half the nation cannot see through his parlor tricks and the community suffers another four years of corruption, ineptness and lying. There is a happy ending though: the Hildabeast is not elected to office for the continuation of the rudderless ship.
Yes, such a phenomenon that no one went to jail.
Quote:”Out Of Africa”

Geraldo Rivera host this show about what we may expect in the contents of obamie’s sealed documents.
Quote:“The First Men In The Ladies Room”


Loosely based on the H.G Wells novel, THE FIRST MEN IN THE MOON.


This new obama Netflix offering is about the lives and journeys of a cross dresser and transgender as they land in women’s restrooms in middle America.
They find the inhabitants to be unlike them and somewhat shocked and angry as they are seen as invaders.


”Back To The Future”



david hogg stars as a young man who is pals with an absent minded former vice president played by joe biden.

joe finds an old Edsel that is propelled through time when it reaches 66.6 miles per hour. The problem is how to find a power source that can provide the energy to hurl the Edsel through time.

joe breaks into al gore’s 10,000 square foot mansion with a shot gun blast through the basement door where he hooks up the Edsel to gore’s circuit breaker box that generates the 1.21 gigawatts he needs for his experiment.


hoog becomes the time traveler in the Edsel as he tries to escape the clutches of an angry al gore as the Edsel accelerates with a massive carbon footprint.


hoog travels back in time to the days of the American Revolution where he meets his great great great great great grandfather, a soldier in George Washington’s army. hoog must make sure his relative tries to take the guns away from the revolutionary army so history will be written as the progressives prefer. As hoog raises his fist into the air demanding the guns, his great great great great great grandmother ends up knocking him cold with one punch. She really didn’t like the Sponge Bob Square Pants underwear hoog had on anyway.

Now to get BACK TO THE FUTRE, hoog has to hook up with Ben Franklin and his experiment with lightning and electricity. Ben offers to help as long as hoog reads The Constitution and Poor Richards Almanac to obtain some Common Sense.
hoog goes BACK TO THE FUTURE and we know how he turns out.

Look for the sequel ”Back To The Future II” where hoog travels into the future to see a dismal world of downtrodden, unarmed citizentry run by dictators as a consequence of obamie’s policies and the hildabeast winning the election.
And there were others.

By CraigTheSchmeg 



Quote:NetFlix Presents: The Life and Times of the Dingle Barry.
Hating Whitey
How to Get Cops Killed
Race Baiting to the Pretend Presidency
Going pee pee in the Little Girl’s Bathroom
You Didn’t Build That, Some Black Guy Did
How to Throw a Baseball Like a Girl
If If If If If If If If If If If If If If If
Indoctrination Techniques Used on the Mindless and Closet Racists
”Winning” the Nobel Peace Prize for Having Brown Skin
Loving Larry Sinclair
By drrgb



Quote:Amateur Hour
Gun Running for Power, Fun and Profit
Honey, I Shrunk the Military
What I Did in College
Foreign Student Scholarships for Americans
Blame America First
Barry’s World
Exploring America’s 57 States
Executive Orders for Dummies
When you Can’t Teach, Community Agitate
How to Give Impressive Speeches Without Saying Anything
It’s George’s Fault
How to Launder Federal Money for Friends and Family
Benghazi, Nothing to See Here
Divisiveness 101
Hands Up, Don’t Shoot and Other Popular Liberal Myths
Shoveling Shovel Ready Jobs
How to Get Rich Being a Lousy President
Recipes for Victim-hood
Worthless Studies
Open Borders & Other Globalist Initiatives
By JohnGaltHouston

Quote:The Alinsky Files

Me and My Michael
1000 Ways to Fleece the Public
100 Ways to Wack Your Enemies and Make It Look Like Suicide or a Botched Robbery
Natural Causes – the end of Justice Scalia
Money Laundering for Dummies
Love Your Terrorist
How to Destroy a Country and make Fools Love You for it
Kenyan Come Home
Laws Ain’t for Me
Best Bath Houses in Chicago
Me and My Choom-Chooms
Commie Daze at Harvard
Chicago Thuggery
Tales of my Father – whoever he is
Momma Meets the 7th Fleet
My Days at Club Gitmo
Rainbow Whitehouse













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smallcrackingup 

Twitter has a petition going around to boycott Netflex; they're almost to their goal.
And I saw one person saying they were selling their stock because they know it's about to crash after this.  He advised others to do the same before they lose money.
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(05-27-2018, 11:32 PM)Mystic Wanderer Wrote:
smallcrackingup 

Twitter has a petition going around to boycott Netflex; they're almost to their goal.
And I saw one person saying they were selling their stock because they know it's about to crash after this.  He advised others to do the same before they lose money.

If I belonged or had a twitter account I would sign that and if we had stock in Netflix,,,,,, It Would Be SOLD!!!!!!!
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Perhaps the new show will be called
HOW I SCREWED THE USA; BOWED DOWN TO ISLAM AND GOT A NOBEL  PRIZE FOR NOT BEEN WHITE.
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(05-30-2018, 01:25 PM)Wallfire Wrote: Perhaps the new show will be called
HOW I SCREWED THE USA; BOWED DOWN TO ISLAM AND GOT A NOBEL  PRIZE FOR NOT BEEN WHITE.

minusculethumbsup2  That's all they have,,, Really!
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You know it is TRUE!
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