Japanese scientists predict destruction of american continent

[Daitengu]

Well boys an girls ...... since the sept 23 doomsday was a flop ..... heres some new doom porn to make ya worry .....  this the first Ive heard on this one as not run around with eggheads ..... but group of eggheads from tokyo university made some interesting predictions in report that was submitted to the incompetent..... corrupt ..... idiots at the u.n ....... an now ..... link to newest doomporn of the day ....... 
looks like ya fooked amerika ......

[Mystic Wanderer]

since the sept 23 doomsday was a flop .....

No, wait!  According to the minister who predicted that, it has been postponed until October.  
I saw the article on Yahoo News, so it must be true, right?  

As for the ring of fire coming alive, there has been more activity lately.  If their maps are correct of what will be left of the U.S., I'm in a safe place. Not sure I want to be left here after the destruction though.

Once again, calling all space brothers... I'm ready to go now!  

[Wallfire]

Im so fed up of this doom porn, I think I will stick to food porn. 

[Daitengu]

Im so fed up of this doom porn, I think I will stick to food porn. 

So guess that means ya not interested in employment opportunities at my post-apocalypse bar-grill-bordello .......

[Wallfire]

Im so fed up of this doom porn, I think I will stick to food porn. 

So guess that means ya not interested in employment opportunities at my post-apocalypse bar-grill-bordello .......

Only if you have booze porn 

[Daitengu]

Wallfire

Im so fed up of this doom porn, I think I will stick to food porn. 

So guess that means ya not interested in employment opportunities at my post-apocalypse bar-grill-bordello .......

Only if you have booze porn 

heh ...... silly question ...... am worlds foremost authority on locating unmarked bars.... pubs..... distilleries..... sources of alcoholic delights....... of course got booze ........