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Italian woman marries herself in 'fairytail without prince'
#1
Just when I thought westerners couldnt get any more strange boys an girls ....... one comes along with even more strange ..... in this case a woman in italy married herself ...... it couldve been worse at least she didnt marry her cat ..... just wonder if she made herself sign a prenup first ....... on the bright side it spared some guy the nightmare of marriage ...... 

woman marries herself ......
Better to reign in hell ....
  than serve in heaven .....



#2
(09-28-2017, 02:34 AM)Daitengu Wrote: Just when I thought westerners couldnt get any more strange boys an girls ....... one comes along with even more strange ..... in this case a woman in italy married herself ...... it couldve been worse at least she didnt marry her cat ..... just wonder if she made herself sign a prenup first ....... on the bright side it spared some guy the nightmare of marriage ...... 

woman marries herself ......
I was reading this article, she had a 12 year relationship come to an end in 2015,,, was she so Hung-Up on herself that he/she couldn't take her anymore or was her Vibrater getting inbewteen them?
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#3
guohua
(09-28-2017, 02:34 AM)Daitengu Wrote: Just when I thought westerners couldnt get any more strange boys an girls ....... one comes along with even more strange ..... in this case a woman in italy married herself ...... it couldve been worse at least she didnt marry her cat ..... just wonder if she made herself sign a prenup first ....... on the bright side it spared some guy the nightmare of marriage ...... 

woman marries herself ......
I was reading this article, she had a 12 year relationship come to an end in 2015,,, was she so Hung-Up on herself that he/she couldn't take her anymore or was her Vibrater getting inbewteen them?


Probaly a combination ..... her vibrator and constant nagging ......
Better to reign in hell ....
  than serve in heaven .....



#4
Its going to be an interesting divorce, I wonder who will get the house    tinybiggrin
#5
(09-28-2017, 04:19 AM)Daitengu Wrote: Probaly a combination ..... her vibrator and constant nagging ......

It looks like she's taken a page outta your book, Dait!!
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#6
Quote:Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?", said the clerk.
"Tim and Jim Jones." 
"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers?? You can't get married."
"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, and  we are not gay."
"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've claim they'd been denied equal protection under law.
If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have.
But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."
"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."
"Hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All  of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So,  you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."
"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution  guarantees equal protection under the law.'
"All right, all right. Next."
"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"David Anderson."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together.
Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
"That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"
 
 
...Don't laugh, it's just a matter of time.
#7
BIAD
(09-28-2017, 04:19 AM)Daitengu Wrote: Probaly a combination ..... her vibrator and constant nagging ......

It looks like she's taken a page outta your book, Dait!!
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Erm ..... Book ????? What Book ????????  ahhh ..... it must be that thing used as kindling to burn down charlies huts with ....... hmmmm ...... * wanders off trying figure out what book ..... *  

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Better to reign in hell ....
  than serve in heaven .....



#8
Quote:just wonder if she made herself sign a prenup first

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It wouldn't surprise me in the least, @"Daitengu".

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