Man arrested near whitehouse with 9 guns , knives in car

[Daitengu]

Ok ...... which of you boys an girls took a trip to dizzy city .......  a man was arrested after stopped to take piss ..... secret service found 9 guns ..... knives ..... brass knuckles in his car ...... the man told them he wanted to speak with general mattis about pay and getting the chip removed from his head ....... 

looneytune arrested in dizzy city .......

[Wallfire]

Moral of the story never stop for a pee

[Daitengu]

It gets better boys an girls ...... turns out guy is ex-cop from tennessee that was fired for going looneytunes .... 
looneytunes ex-cop arrested .......

[Mystic Wanderer]

From your source,

At the scene, Bates told authorities that he is in the “MK Ultra” project purportedly managed by the CIA and had chips implanted in his head that caused headaches, shaking and convulsions according to charging documents.

Hey, he could be telling the truth!