He who laughs last, Emperor Armonica

[Armonica_Templar]

"Riots have broken out every where.." A reporter is hiding behind a pillar, "Those shot your here are from the secret service trying to protect the president.. "

A masked person shouting comes around the corner, "You racist honkey.."

The reporter falls over dead from the mask persons gun opening fire..

"You got that camera man the will of the people has spoken.." The masked person laughs, "First Trump.. The then a long line of idiots since then.. The people have had enough.." Looking into the Camera, "We of Antifa hereby assume command of the United States.."

A smoke filled room watches the news as it unfolds..

"It is time," A woman looks at the screen.. "We have been planning this since Project Peaguses first took off.."

"Jane.. We are ready.. We will step forward from the Chaos.. As rulers of the united states," A man puffs a cigar..

"Do not get to overly excited Julio," Jane responds..  "I still think something is off.. I have.."

"Jane.. We have had tme travel since god knows when.." Bringing up the a screen, "Only threat is our militia leader.. And he is dead by tomorrow morning.. Right now he is executing the Texas Government.. His aide, Mr.Kent.. is recorded in history as executing General Carter..  So we recruited Mr. Kent right after we got him trouble with the law.."

The council of people all smile..

"In three hours the Acting President will declare marshall law.." Julio laughs, "What are the plebes gonna do.. We have all there leaders names excetra.."

"Kent.. Bruce Allen Kent," Jane covers her mouth.. "Did any of you think to check his full name.."

"He was born on the streets of loredo," Julio shakes his head..

"Superman, the Flash, and Batman," Jane worriedly brings up the files.. "We have a problem.. The streets of Loredo.. Their was a story I remember reading over this..  "

Several guards walk in..

"Jane," Julio shakes his head.. "You worry to.."

Julio's brains scatter on the other members of the council..

"What the F#$% is," The speaking person is killed..

After a few rounds of firing, Jane is left with three people and the guards.. The rest of the council is on the ground siezing from the rounds..

An electrical flashes pass over the facilities guards.. They scream and fall to thier knees, the smell of fried flesh and organs fill the room..

the sound of music fills the air..



Armored like they are straight out of Fiction, Troops pour into the room..

Wearing a Deadpool mask, with cloth body armor, the music is coming from the man..

"What I am not Andros Colt.. I am not insane.. He is a fictional figure.." The man laughs insanely, "I thought that the mans name of Clark Allen Wayne  would have caught you mother F#$%er's attentions.. You really did not read my opertion rebirth series at all.."

"Who.. Who are you," Jane pauses.. "Armonica_Templar.. From.. No.. We would have.. You mean Bruce Allen Kent?"

"Clark Bruce what ever.. What got me is you never Caught the fact I built underground facilities like Wallace and Cross.."  One of the men tries to get up as Armonica points his hand at him.. Thousands of Amps sizzle through the air, "Or built my own technomage body armor and weapons.."

"Listen.. We.. We cn talk, if you do this the US will be left in chaos.." Jane is wide eyed for a second, "This is a god D@#$ coup.. You said you would wait until.. Until the coup plotters executed their plans then you would execute yours.."

"The time for talk and peace is gone..You know the gun siezures where the easy part to deal with," Armonica laughs.. "The hard part was figuring out how to beat your edge in time travel.. It then dawned on me that you idiots never watched to much sci-fi.. Plus you never considered something about the Terminator series.."

Jane swallows hard, "You wormed the guards.. But how.. it.." Leaning back, "SKYNET waited for John to be created to attack the facility and jsut self destructed it.."

Armonica turns on the news again..

"My god.. Antifa just detonated a nuclear bomb in Washington DC.." The reporter swallowed hard, "It is total chaos.. We.."

The signal is interrupted by a picture of Armonica..

"My fellow Americans it is with a heavy heart I must outline a dastardly plan that has been occuring for generations.. It has lead to me.. Your new emperor to put down," A synthesized voice fills the air..

God bless america played in the background..

Jane sees' her families pictures as well as evry members of the councils.. "They .. They will kill them.."

Armonica laughs like the Joker, "They might survive.. I have one offer.. Plead guilty at your trial and out line your crimes and it will be a slow death.. I will consider sparing your family"

Tears fell down Janes face as her niecies and nephews pictures came up with wanted bounties under their names and addresses.. "They .. They had nothing to do with this.."

"Neither did my dear departed wife," Armonica coldly responds.. "You have five minutes before the executions begin.."

A child is dragged on the screen by Armored men.. "No.. I surrender.. My baby.. Please.."

"Four minutes and 53 seconds," Armonica smiles.. "Oh you all have to agree and then talk.."

"Emperor Armonica," Jane swallows hard.. "We surrender.."

All of the people of the council nod their heads..

Armonica laughs, "You still expect your military to save you.. The problem is I took all the competant people into my guard.. And helped organize the militias.. "

[Armonica_Templar]

"We demand the US government be reformed immediately.." Protestors at Berkley were recorded, "This Emperor Armonica must step down and allow the will of the people to.."

The Camera looks up as Hundreds of Drones filled the sky..

"You are college students and," the voice was drowned out..

"H#$$ no we wont go," The Antifa people protested side beside with BLM and other Coalitions.. "We the peole are.. Down with the white man.. Go home Nazi.."

The Cameras caught the first part of the carpet bombing by the drones..

The protestors tried to scramble but to no avail.. The screen switched to the second wave of drones flying through the flames of the napalm and white phosphorus.. They opened fired 

"This message was paid for by the Emperor of the URA," A womans voice spoke..

A video fills the screen..



The news channel changes in the bar..

"We..We go live to the Temporary Capital of Denver Colorado.." The reporter wearing a collar swallowed hard, "The Emperor has given orders..All Communist, Progressives, and Socialist are being branded, Chipped and then released.. All their civil rights have been stripped from them.. Their children have been siezed from them.. If you know of any turn them in to Hydra for a reward. Heil Hydra! "

"Heil Hydra.."An Anchor with the same collar swallowed hard after he saluted, "The new Acting Minister of Medicine has declared Socialism, Communism, and Progressives to be suffering from mental health issues.." Swallowing hard in fear, "Calls have come from various scientist calling for humane sterilization of all of the above.."

"Heil Hydra.."A woman with the the same collar, "The Emperor said that was ridiculous but he will considered so that traitors are not breeding.. We have breaking news.. Members of the traitorous Soros Organization have been captured and brought to our country.. After hours of Questioning.. The old man broke and has been confessing.. We go live to the Temporary Capital of the Great state of Texas.. Corsicanna.. Heil Hydra Jack.."

Jack returned the salute as his collar shone brightly..

An old Asian woman shook her head turning off the Screen, "Armonica has flipped his F#$%ing lid.."

An older man whispered, "Baby.."

"I do not give a S@#$.. Ever since BCM died he.. God D@#$ the whole united states.. And F#$%ing Hydra.. Really!"

Several men in the Marvel comics costumes of Hydra walked in..

"F#$% them.. S#$%.. We should hve done something," The old Asian woman growled.. "You can go to hell HYDRA.."

"Baby," the old man was wide eyed as he slipped his hand under the table.. He cocks back his gun, "Baby.."

A man in a suit smiles, "Governor.. Their you are.." The man walks over to where Guohua is at, "Madam Governor.. We have issues in the Arizona territory that need your attention.."

"Madam Governor," The old asian woman freezes as the Hydra Agents in the Bar all Salute nazi style.. "You mean.."

The man in the suit returns the salute for the Governor, "Heil Hydra, Long live the emperor.."

"Long live the Emperor," The guards spread out in protection detail.

The old man laughs and puts his gun up, "Flipped his lid all right.."

"Madam Governor.. We have a few logistical issues and.. Rumors of an underground Progressive group planning a restistance.." The man stood at Attention, "The Emperor put you in as military governor..  He is busy with a few things and will contact you shortly.."

"I.. I am goveror of Arizona," The odl Asian woman smiles..

"The Emperor said it was a late wedding gift for you and your husband.." A comm the man is wearing goes off, "S#$% Protestors are filling the Streets of Tucson.."

Taking a deep breath, "Find the agent provecurs.. " The old asian woman picks up a cane, "Give the protestors one warning.. We must..." Her husband is laughing at her, "Hve someone make up the couch for dear husband to sleep on.."

[Armonica_Templar]

The UN delagates went quiet when heavily armored Marines opened fired into the cieling..

A man with four stars growled, "On your feet.."

"The UN is not US soil," An Angry french diplomat growled.. "Emperor Armonica will answer for his.."

A single Shot lueger barked.. The French Ambassador fell over dead..

A female voice filled the air, "Thank you sugar.." A woman wearing mink fur and leather walks down the isle, "Greetings Assembled delegates.. Welcome to the United Republic of America.." 

Armed secret service like people followed the woman..

The head of the UN paused as he stood at the podium, "Who.. Who are you?"

"I am the Minister of State.." The woman smiled as she took the podium, "So.. Lets get the basic S#$% out of the way.. This morning The Emperor of the URA had me dragged to Denver.. Imagine my surprise when he removed his mask.. My ex-husbands friend had Liberated the United States.." Silence gripped the UN, "Which leads us to now.. My ex-husband told me I was the most back stabbing, untrustworthy, ruthless B#$%^ he knew.. He said I was perfect to deal with y'all.. His instructions were very simple.. Treat all my dealings with you as if we were getting divorced.."

Several of the Delegates whispered to each other..

"So in recognition of the Emperor of the URA's orders.. I have appointed my Divorce Attorney as the URA ambassador to the UN," The ex-wife smiled as an old man hobbled up with several other people dressed in suits..

As he took the podium, "Thank you Minister DD Arms.." The old man smiled, "I am Bobby J. Smith.. The new URA Ambassador to the UN.. I present the new staff.. All of us were divorce attorney's.. We hope we can work with the UN in building a better future for our children.."

DD Arms nodded and took back the podium, "The Future.. It is a grand place.. Right now we have a few issues.. You see we have been paying a lot of money.. And we are like, not getting our fair share.. I mean we have done a lot and like contributed a hefty sum.. We also have a few custody issues.. It appears we have some money owed us by several nations for the feeding, housing, education, medical care, and other expenses of your children.."

The Minister of state's comments brings comments from the Assembley..

"What.. Do your countries not care about the little children," Minister Arms growled.. "They have rights under international law.. We are filing for custody and back child support.. It gives them duel citizenship.."

The Mexican Ambassador's comment cut through, "Chica.. If we dont pay.."

"We have had Arbiters from the URA order siezure of funds from your accounts," DD Arms smiled.. "It is child support.. Per international law.."

Several Ambassadors get pissed and are yelling..

The German Ambassador spoke loudly, "And what about the Federal Gold reserve.."

"Honey the US government died.. It left all of the assets in its possession to the URA.." DD smiles evilly, "We are entitled to half at least.. These are the rules of inheritance.. Again.. Why do you think my ex-husband picked me for this job.. You B$%^&es owe me and my babies a lot of F#$%ing dinero!"


DD Arms blows the UN Assembly a kiss..

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A little bar outside of Gun barrel Texas

The old men where choking laughing at the comments coming out of the UN Ambassador's mouths..

One old man raised a glass, "Good luck B#$%^es.. The judge did not buy that S@#$ when I said it.."

A bunch of the people raised glasses laughing..

"If any politician in the old US had tried that I would have supported them," The old man was getting drunk..

An old military man was looking across the room at a well dressed man..

"John," The old Military man whispered.. 

"Master Chief," John responded.. "You got to admit this is funny.. Almost tempted to buy a round for these Hydra punks.."

Several men with Hydra arm badges looked at the drunk old man.

"JOHN!!" Master Chief maintained eye contact with the well dressed man.. "Deanna Dawn Arms was only married one time.. To one of my sailors.. She is a total C@#$.."

"Master Chief.. Listen I know you are still pissed off about getting fired last year," John followed Master Chief's eyes.. "So what is the.. The.."

"That is her ex-husband," Master Chief nodded at the well dressed man..

"The Emperor," John went very quiet..

All the Hydra Agents immediately stood, "Heil Hydra!"

The waitress drops the drinks she is carrying as the highest ranking Hydra agent is shoved forward by the men..

"Em.. Emperor Armonica," The bookwormish man stuttered.. "We.. Your guard.. S#$%.. Secure this facility NOW!"

"Relax Albert.. I am here to see my Old Senior Chief who made master chief. Who you keep reporting for potential insubornation.." Armonica smiles at the waitress, "Hello Darlin.."

Albert snaps his fingers, "Bring the Master Chief here now.."

One of the men goes to grab senior and goes down hard, "I can F#$%ing walk on my own.."

Armonica waives off the Hydra Agents..

Master Chief walks over with his drink, "God D@#$ it boy.. "

"Master Chief.. You are between Jobs," Armonica smiles evilly.. "Albert join us.. Darlin let someone else clean that up.. I need to talk with you later.. I am sure the owner of this establishment wont mind.." The bartender shakes his head no, "Good.."

"Emperor.. Master Chief Lions is a disruptive element who has had nothing but bad treasonable things to say about the URA.." Albert spoke with confidence, "I was waiting for orders to.."

"Albert.. Let me tell you about Master Chief Lions.." The emperor grins evilly, "If he takes it he is now the senior consultant to Hydra.." Albert looks at the Master chief, "Albrt.. Every sailor and lance corporal he trained except one made officer.."

"Except for one SOB," Master Chief looked at Armonica.. "He was an A$$hole who would never listen.."

Albert leaned back..

"You want the job separating Treason from B#$%^y sailors," Armonica spoke coldly.. "You get to pick your staff of seven.. Your first test case is Albert.."

John walked over and set down as Hydra agents said nothing..

Master Chief drummed his fingers, "I need the work.. God D@#$ seaman.." The Hydra agents were confused, "I pick my staff.. And your other F#$%ing ministers stay the F#$% out of my hair.." Looking back at the screen, "DD.. Really she cheated on you god knows how many times and.. SH#$.. "

"The Master Chief Accepts Emperor," John holds his hand out to Master Chief..

"Good because you are his public mouth piece Lt. Commander Johnathan Picks.. Coordinate with the Minister of 1984.." Armonica stands up, "Rita.." the Emperor takes her hand, "I need a piece of eye candy for functions a mistress of public affairs.."

Rita is blushing, "I have.. A boyfriend.." Looking at the people, "Can we please speak in private.. You left and never came back.."

"Gentlemen," The Emperor took Rita's arm and walked her outside..

Hydra Agents held the door..