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[RightHereRightNow]

[RightHereRightNow]

[RightHereRightNow]

[hounddoghowlie]

one day the local baptist preacher's son came and asked his father to buy him a car.
the preacher said he would, under three conditions.

first he had to bring his grades up from b's to a's
second he had to get a job so he could buy gas and help pay for the insurance.
third he told him he would have to cut his long hair.

so when he got his next report card he brought it to his father.
look dad all a's he said, and i got a job at micky d's.

the preacher said what about your haircut.

the son said Jesus and the disciples all had long hair.

the preacher then said..... and they walked everywhere they went.


not being racist with this one, just funny.

what did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
hose a and hose b.

[Moonmagic]

Who has a Bigger Dick?
This Nerd 
Or this 

[guohua]

one day the local baptist preacher's son came and asked his father to buy him a car.
the preacher said he would, under three conditions.

first he had to bring his grades up from b's to a's
second he had to get a job so he could buy gas and help pay for the insurance.
third he told him he would have to cut his long hair.

so when he got his next report card he brought it to his father.
look dad all a's he said, and i got a job at micky d's.

the preacher said what about your haircut.

the son said Jesus and the disciples all had long hair.

the preacher then said..... and they walked everywhere they went.


not being racist with this one, just funny.

what did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
hose a and hose b.

what did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
hose a and hose b.

            

[Sol]

[Schmoe1]

[Snarl]

[guohua]

I just Can Not Pick One,,,,, So,,,,

[Mystic Wanderer]

Dear Diary 2020 Edition,
In January, Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran. We might actually still be almost at war with them. I don’t know, because Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards show and everyone flipped out, but then there was a thing happening in China , then Prince Harry and Megan  peaced out ☮️ of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial ⚖️, and then corona virus showed up in the US “officially,” but then Kobe died and UK peaced ☮️ out of the European Union.

In February, Iowa crapped itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted ✔️ and the Speaker of the House took ten years to rip up a speech, but then WHO decided to give this virus a name, COVID-19,  which confused some really important people who are actually in charge of things...like our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty❌, and Americans started asking if Corona beer was safe to drink, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor ??‍⚕️who just knew the flu killed waaaaaaaay more people than COVID 1 through 18 EVER did.....

In March,  hit the fan. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or bust, but then Italy  shut itself down, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a pandemic and then a nationwide state of emergency was declared in US, but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu, but then COVID Not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously? I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks, but then the DOW took a on itself, and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing . Then we were all introduced to Tiger King. From what I understand, Carol TOTALLY killed her husband, and Netflix was like you’re welcome. We all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross.

In April, Bernie finally busted himself out of the presidential race, but then NYC became the set of The Walking Dead and we learned that no one has face masks, ventilators, or toilet paper, or quality meat  at a reasonable price! But then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life… or did he? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April….

In May, the biblical ⛪ end times kicked off historical locust swarms and then we learned of murder hornets and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games but people forgot to let us know, but then people legit protested lockdown measures with AR-15s, and then sports events were cancelled everywhere ⚾⚽. But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were protests in every city, but then people forgot about the pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Media struggled with how to focus on two important things at once, but then people in general struggle to focus on more than one important thing, and a dead whale was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest after monkeys  stole COVID 1 through 19 from a lab and ran off with them. It was either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid ☄️narrowly missed Earth.

In June, science and common sense just got thrown straight out the window and somehow wearing masks became a political thing, but then a whole lot of people realized the south actually lost the Civil War, and there are large numbers of people who feel that statues they don’t even know the name of are needed for … 'history' reasons..... but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, but then decided that not wearing a mask was somehow a God given right (...still haven't found that part in the bible⛪or even in the constitution). Then scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT  but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed...... Gone With The Wind was like non-fiction (They think it's a documentary y'all!!! ) but then it was also announced that there is a strange radio signal coming from somewhere  in the universe that repeats itself every so many days, and everyone was like DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT , but then America reopened from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly......not that great but everyone is on Facebook arguing that masks kill because no one knows how breathing works. Then Florida was like hold my beer and let me show you how we’re number one in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Corona Virus. Trump decides now is a good time to ask the Supreme Court ⚖️ to shut down Obama Care because what better time to do so than in the middle of a pandemic, but then we learned there was a massive dust cloud coming straight at us from the Sahara Desert, which is totally normal , but this is 2020, so the ghost ☠️ mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud. Then I learned of meth-gators, and I'm like that is so not on my freaking 2020 Bingo card, but then we learned that the Congo's worst ever Ebola outbreak is over, and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worst ever?

⬇️TODAY is July 9th 2020…. Aliens? Zeus? Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware? Anybody else got guesses???

Also, why didn't I know about the whale ? in the Amazon? I'm going to Google that right now!!!!”
But hey! Everyone's yard look better than ever due to spending more time at home.
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[Lumenari]

I have your back on this one....

[guohua]

I have your back on this one....

You guys forgot,

[Lumenari]

You guys forgot,

I didn't forget that part....

I just thought an alien invasion was statistically more probable then Biden winning the Presidency in 2020.

[guohua]

You guys forgot,

I didn't forget that part....

I just thought an alien invasion wa statistically more probable then Biden winning the Presidency in 2020.

We can Hope and Pray for an Alien Invasion, we would be better off.

[guohua]

 

[Snarl]

[Snarl]

[Snarl]

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[Moonmagic]

@"Snarl"  LMAO



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