Safety in America

[727Sky]

Simply Genius:


 
By Dominic A. Corriere
 
 
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY anymore) and peeled the NRA stickers off my car bumper and my front window. 
 
 
I disconnected my ADT home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch Program. 
 
 
 
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN still buy on EBAY) and ran it up my flag pole.
 

 
 
Now the local Police, Sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and every other alphabet government agency are all watching my house 24/7.
 
 
 
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus, I bought burka's for when I shop or travel.
 
 
Now everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down anymore. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say: "I'm self identifying as a woman today!"
 

Hot damn, ain't America grand.... and I'm safe at last!

[guohua]

I Think You have The Answer!
That's The Way To go and All the progressive Liberals will be offering you free healthcare and a no interest home loan.