I Was Proven Wrong

[Brotherman]

She prolly sabotaged that shit cause she was tired of looking at it. Wimmins do shit like that, never surrender

Exactly! I never concede defeat, no matter how wrong I am, because then you never hear the end of that shit, and it comes up in every disagreement you have  for the rest of your natural life.

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I choose my battles carefully. 

Old thermometer says 70 degrees and she said it's getting chilly when the new one says 74. I have successfully conditioned my menopausal woman. I will soon regret these words.

Yes, yes you will. for the love of God, please hide all the frying pans in the house!

And don't close both eyes when you go to sleep!

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And make sure you sleep face down, wimmins are evil and always go for the nuts first!