A game of chess, pr'aps?

[FauxMulder]

I like to refer to the ketchup as "gravy". This is the way of the motherland. 

Kind of irrelevant though, since Kraft Mac and Cheese is peak Italian cuisine. Noodle perfection.

Maybe tell me how much you like Two Buck Chuck next to help solidify why I detest you so much.

Well, I'd be lying if I didn't admit it DOES pair perfectly with Stouffer's lasagna. 

Probably top 5 Italian dishes.