A game of chess, pr'aps?

[beez]

This ought to be interesting...Two sock puppets playing with themselves.
#Matchofthecentury.

That's what we do on every day ending in 'day'.

I actually have to work today, so later when I'm at the home office I'll set up the board.  I'll give you the opportunity to make the first move.  You can be the white oppressor.