Some of "Pets"

[kdog]

In my teenage years, we had a hog farm up in Iowa. I joined 4H and my project was raising a calf. She was a little asshole, always head butting me when I fed her. My little sister named her Toodles. After the project had ended and Toodles ended up in the freezer, we were eating dinner one night and I commented on how good Toodles tasted. She definitely did not appreciate my comment and lost her appetite . Yes, I was a mean older brother.