Country Music Thread

[hounddoghowlie]

you folks know i like to make up little ditty's. this next one caused my ex sister in law to hate me for a couple of months.
i made it up and taught it to her kids, who loved it especially the youngest who was 4 at the time. 





my ditty went like this,

don't cut a fart a stanky stanky fart
i just don't think you understand
cause if you cut a fart, a stanky stanky fart
it might blow up and kill this man

pewwwww weeee.

now if i pulled your finger 
i know the smell would linger
make me run for the door
then it would knock me to floor

so don't cut a fart a stanky stanky fart
i just don't think you understand
cause if you cut a fart a stanky stanky fart
it might blow up and kill this man

pewwww weeee.

i had a couple more for verse, but i can't remember exactly how they went. 
 

the reason she was mad at me
a couple of days after i taught it to them, i came home from work and she was there and meet me at the door and told me not to be teaching her kids to make up songs like that. said she was walking down the hall at her house and heard him singing what she thought was achy breaky heart, opened the door and heard what he was singing, now he sings it every time he goes to the bathroom. 

nothing like shaping young minds.