BLM Protester Fatally Shot in Austin

[beez]

In all seriousness, if a BLM "protester" was approaching me with a weapon, and I felt my life in danger and was armed, I'd shoot as well.

We are always armed.

My mother, god bless her, called me today and asked, since I'm working a lot in Portland if I was armed.

I said, "Always Mom.  Always."  I then said, "Since the craziness, all our weapons at home are locked and cocked."

She then replied, "If you get a collect call from me and I'm in jail, it'll be because I shot some bastard trying to get in my house".

I said, "Just call me after you shoot him, I know people with backhoes, you won't have to do any digging."

She's 80 and fucking mean!