(12-15-2020, 04:28 AM)senona Wrote: Hold up a minute ---- carry the bags and boxes to the car????
Well hell, I've been duped all these years.
I had to carry my own shit to the car and into the house.
I was led to believe it was a 'woman thing'. No fair.
I been obedience trained, like any good lapdog!
I also help find shit, and I reach the top shelf - that's about the extent of my training, though.
Surprising I've survived this far without any more training than that! You'd think one of 'em would have killed me by now, but only two of the four even tried!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’