(08-19-2022, 03:27 AM)727Sky Wrote: I guess if I were in the states I would just hang up a big net for catching bugs. I want to be a good citizen for the WEF (sarc)
I'm always a step ahead of the WEF. I've got a tennis-racket looking thing with wires instead of strings and a button on the side. When I mash the button and swat a bug with it, it kills it and cooks it at the same time, just like a bug zapper.
I'm proactive - I'll hunt them instead of waiting for them to deliver themselves to a grocery store near me!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’