Euell Gibbons and Pine Trees

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 Even that annoying yellow floof (pine pollen) is a meal. According to https://thegrownetwork.com/eat-pine-trees/

Pine pollen is a good source of nutrition, including protein, folic acid, several B vitamins, and vitamins C and E. It even contains some vitamin D, which is not common in plants. Pine pollen also contains several minerals and trace elements.

One of its more interesting properties is that it contains a chemical very similar to testosterone. While the levels are not high enough to be frightening, they may contribute to some of the health benefits of pine pollen, such as lessening inflammation, lessening the effects of arthritis, countering the effects of excess estrogens, increased prostate health, and anti-fatigue effects.1)2)3)4) Pine pollen also has liver protective properties.5)

Mhmmmm pine tree sperm /sarc
Have you ever wondered why internet message posts are named posts, maybe it has a phallic connection?