05-13-2022, 01:03 AM
(05-13-2022, 12:43 AM)Ninurta Wrote:(05-13-2022, 12:15 AM)ABNARTY Wrote: I normally just cut me a log of pine, soak it in some apple cider vinegar, light it on fire, and then gnaw on it while watching TV.
Nothing better to help open my crown chakra right up.
Might wash it down with some Oak tree juice. Not acorn ferment, just squeezing's from the stump. Helps keep me regular.
Yer a mighty tough man, you are! I can't do it. The tannic acid in Oak tree juice draws up my alimentary canal something fierce, puckers it right up from stem to stern, and puckers my ass so tight you couldn't drive a straight pin up it with a 5 pound hammer.
BUT - that same tannic acid makes some pretty fine leather out of hides!
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