Euell Gibbons and Pine Trees

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I normally just cut me a log of pine, soak it in some apple cider vinegar, light it on fire, and then gnaw on it while watching TV. 

Nothing better to help open my crown chakra right up. 

Might wash it down with some Oak tree juice. Not acorn ferment, just squeezing's from the stump. Helps keep me regular.