@#$%&!

[Tarzan the apeman.]

The only thing you can say when you are out watering your fruit trees on a beautiful sunny Easter afternoon, breathing in the beautiful country air, and you suddenly feel a burning sensation spreading up your leg. You look down and see what reminds you of a scene in the movie World War Z.



So what do my neighbors get for an Easter greeting as they drive past my house?

An old lady, running around, stripping, screaming, and washing herself down with a water hose. Oh BIAD, where art thou?







I know these damn things have to be demons from Hell!

Lived on an old farm that also had a mink farm across the road (combination) when I was a kid for a couple of years. Remember the little demons well. Also, remember opening a mink box attached to the cage and the whole thing was full of bees. Good times.