Rogue Cup Challenge #10

[FauxMulder]

I listen to jazz when I want to feel adventurous.  

Nice! I buy the gum with sugar in it when I want to feel dangerous.

You're probably one of them long-haired folks with the flashy pinky rings and zoot suits!


*shakes an angry fist*

Woah there. I dont CHEW the gum. I just buy it and keep it in my pocket for a little while. 

I'm not a degenerate.

You start chewing gum, it's a gateway to loose women with questionable values!

How are you going to get a nice job or go to a church social if you're consorting with dangerous people!

'Consorting With Dangerous People' was the title of my sex tape. Coincidently, it was filmed at a church social.