03-20-2022, 11:28 AM
Well, since this in in the Music forum, and since there might be someone here who can sing and play (my singing voice is registered with the NSA as a weapon of mass destruction), I'd like to post a little song I wrote, a parody of and sung to the tune of "Puff, the Magic Dragon." Anyone who wants to actually make a video of this song, I hereby give permission... with one caveat! You have to send me a copy.
This is my original work; there is no other copyright on it save possibly the music itself (which I think is public domain).
Biden the demented Pres'dent can't control his pee,
And wanders 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Got in through illegal voting; Democrats all cheered,
For Joe was their golden ticket to all that we so feared.
Joe Biden the demented Pres'dent can't control his pee,
And wanders 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Biden the demented Pres'dent just can't seem to see,
That he's wand'rin' 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Joe likes touching children, and sniffing of their hair
Taking all the liberties that no one else would dare.
He says he's gonna cure cancer, to avenge a family death
But he just can't seem to understand his other son is hooked on meth.
Joe closed off our pipelines, says we don't need that oil
Joe supports the Ukraine and helps Russian tempers to boil.
But now we've got inflation as gas prices start to soar
While Russia has killed many soldiers and may kill many more.
Joe Biden the demented Pres'dent can't control his pee,
And wanders 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Biden the demented Pres'dent just can't seem to see,
That he's wand'rin' 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Joe withdrew all our troops from a land called Afghanistan
And sat and watched while the Taliban killed man after man after man.
Joe likes Dr. Fauci and wants you to get a shot
And he doesn't care, just doesn't care, if it kills you or not.
But Joe can't last forever; he's already old as sin.
The dementia's getting so bad now, he can't remember where he's been.
So now it's a race against time, which one will die off first:
Demented President Biden, or the country he has cursed?
Joe Biden the demented Pres'dent can't control his pee,
And wanders 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Biden the demented Pres'dent just can't seem to see,
That he's wand'rin' 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
TheRedneck
This is my original work; there is no other copyright on it save possibly the music itself (which I think is public domain).
Biden the demented Pres'dent can't control his pee,
And wanders 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Got in through illegal voting; Democrats all cheered,
For Joe was their golden ticket to all that we so feared.
Joe Biden the demented Pres'dent can't control his pee,
And wanders 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Biden the demented Pres'dent just can't seem to see,
That he's wand'rin' 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Joe likes touching children, and sniffing of their hair
Taking all the liberties that no one else would dare.
He says he's gonna cure cancer, to avenge a family death
But he just can't seem to understand his other son is hooked on meth.
Joe closed off our pipelines, says we don't need that oil
Joe supports the Ukraine and helps Russian tempers to boil.
But now we've got inflation as gas prices start to soar
While Russia has killed many soldiers and may kill many more.
Joe Biden the demented Pres'dent can't control his pee,
And wanders 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Biden the demented Pres'dent just can't seem to see,
That he's wand'rin' 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Joe withdrew all our troops from a land called Afghanistan
And sat and watched while the Taliban killed man after man after man.
Joe likes Dr. Fauci and wants you to get a shot
And he doesn't care, just doesn't care, if it kills you or not.
But Joe can't last forever; he's already old as sin.
The dementia's getting so bad now, he can't remember where he's been.
So now it's a race against time, which one will die off first:
Demented President Biden, or the country he has cursed?
Joe Biden the demented Pres'dent can't control his pee,
And wanders 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
Biden the demented Pres'dent just can't seem to see,
That he's wand'rin' 'round in a foggy daze through a land called Fantasy.
TheRedneck