(03-19-2022, 08:34 PM)GeauxHomeLittleD Wrote:(03-19-2022, 08:28 PM)Ninurta Wrote: HEY!
Don't give 'em advanced warning - that takes all the fun out of seeing the expressions on their surprised faces!
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Don't worry! They will most likely mistake you for a tobacco plantation owner... or Colonel Sanders!
I like the Col Sanders thing, but I'll have to work on my gut for it. BRB - gotta get more beer to whip this gut into shape!
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Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’