145 year old discovered in indonesia is worlds oldest man

[perfectinsanity]

I'm not buying it. The documents say he is a Muslim, and Muslims tend not to live all that long, because their allah has a propensity to make them 'splode young.

I myself plan to live to be at least 164 years old, because I don't hang out with gods who want me to 'splode.

I almost died laughing after reading that, LOL but you know what, its damn true..