08-29-2016, 06:41 AM
I'm not buying it. The documents say he is a Muslim, and Muslims tend not to live all that long, because their allah has a propensity to make them 'splode young.
I myself plan to live to be at least 164 years old, because I don't hang out with gods who want me to 'splode.
I myself plan to live to be at least 164 years old, because I don't hang out with gods who want me to 'splode.
Diogenes was eating bread and lentils for supper. He was seen by the philosopher Aristippus, who lived comfortably by flattering the king.
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’
Said Aristippus, ‘If you would learn to be subservient to the king you would not have to live on lentils.’ Said Diogenes, ‘Learn to live on lentils and you will not have to be subservient to the king.’