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How to get to Heaven from Scotland
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Quote:How to get to Heaven from Scotland ... 

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, 
"If I sold my house and my 
car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my 
money to the church, would that get me  
into heaven?"


"NO!" 
the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed 
the garden and kept everything tidy, would 
that get me into heaven?"


Again, the answer was 
'No!'
   

By now I was starting to smile.


"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and 
gave sweets to all the children and 
loved my husband, would that get me 
into heaven?"


Again, they all answered 
'No!'  

I was just bursting with pride for them.
 


I continued, 
"Then how can I get into heaven?" 

                                                      
A six year old boy shouted,
 


    "Yuv got tae be fukin' dead"
 
 
 

Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye...

 


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How to get to Heaven from Scotland - by 727Sky - 08-22-2021, 10:32 AM
RE: How to get to Heaven from Scotland - by gordi - 08-22-2021, 11:08 AM

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