U.S. military 2021 ...

[F2d5thCav]

D E F I N I T E L Y time for new Jodies.

HEY HEY, CAP-TAIN JACK
JEN WANTS US TO CIR-CLE BACK
NANCY'S FALLEN IN A TUB OF GIN
JO-JO'S WANDERED OFF AGAIN

Yore lep, yore lep, yore mi-li-tary lep

Drill Sergeant: "RECRUIT, you'd better learn to apply that make-up in less than ZERO-ONE MINUTES if you want to be a Queen Beret" ...

MAMA MAMA, YOU SHOULD SEE
WHAT DI-VER-SITY'S DONE FOR ME
I USED TO WEAR A FLANNEL SHIRT
NOW I ROCK A COTTON SKIRT

Huhn, Two, T'ree, For'

Anguished soldier: "Sergeant, those guys are trying to KILL us!  AREN'T THEY WOKE ??!!"

I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD
SIXTY NINE GENDERS ARE PURE GOLD
I DON'T KNOW BUT ITS BEEN SAID
ST-RAIGHT MEN ARE GONE AND DEAD

Left, Right, Left ... Left, Right, Left

For immediate press release: The Pentagon announced today that service members who achieve sexual contact with the enemy will be entitled to wear a tab on their uniforms bearing the text, in flagrante delicto.

 

No cheers on this one